Why is it that when people think about the apocalypse, it’s always about zombies, aliens, alien war with laser dicks? Probably, you have read a lot of zombie apocalyptic survival tips too from different people, who have lived so long with so little intelligence. Yes, it’s all almost certainly right but not all makes sense, refrigerator. One of the most hilarious ways I have read is to “have your enemy’s head on your table for a morbid Shakespearean inspiration.” Too bad there’s no legal way to get it.
Read the following tips to survive the apocalypse and not your mathematics exam tomorrow.
Live like animals
It doesn’t mean you have to live Katy Perry’s song, Roar, neither lick other’s face just like a dog, curl on the bed for the whole day like a cat, nor sniffing on other’s feet like a rabbit. Live like an animal for they’ve got short lives and they don’t need a hundred years to find happiness. They’ve known it for their entire lives unlike humans who are ‘self-proclaimed smarter’ but take so long to see love and happiness. Remarkably, in an article by Robin Lloyd, about 1 out of 5 Americans are lonely, a nibbling emotional state of feeling unhappy, friendless, stressed and hostile
Fold yourself into a perfect box and store good food inside
You see, you’re still young and it gives you no possibility of having a gun, a stash of good food and build a log cabin somewhere in the woods. But at least you have potted land and potted crops or house garden to spare, so you can have food of your own. Learn how to garden!
Survive your personal hygiene apocalypse
Handling a loaded armalite won’t totally save you. Many people will be focusing in securing clean water, food, shelter (and weapons) but little did some know that there’s another lethal problem one must take prudence, the very important and personal – hygiene.
Your house is your fortress
You house is the common denominator. While some people bury themselves in the shade of comfort zone and others go on a mass cannibalistic rampage, you must take the opportunity to build your campground and build its curb appeal. You’ll never know when the apocalypse will begin, when will burglars and zombie-like neighbors desperate for food and water to become good architects.
Never surrender the world which never submits us
Maybe life is meaningless happenstance where evolution gave the human consciousness the ability to dream and imagine more than we are capable of achieving. Maybe humans are biology’s little joke where our forelobes have been hyper-formed. We’re perpetually dissatisfied with our surroundings and thus, we’re constantly creating and exploring for meaning when there actually is none. We’re just little organism specks with acknowledgement of our existence larger than ourselves.
Survive the merry impending apocalypse with these seemingly elementary-but-useful tips. After all, the only relief for this catastrophe is prevention.
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